Schizophrenia: Proof of our craziness
The neurotransmitter mentioned in the following is Dopamine. It is secreted by the central nervous system and the peripheral nervous system. It is widespread in the brain and affects sleep, mood, attention, and learning: “Everything associated with this class”- Dr. Vik. Too little Dopamine causes Parkinson’s Disease, while too much causes Schizophrenia. All information about was taken from Dr. Vik Iyengar’s lecture and power point presentation for Biology of organisms, bio 210, at the College of Wooster. The following was a conversation I had with somebody’s away message. Therefore, her first response was her away message, and upon seeing that, I thought I’d try to be creative in my attempts to ask for Shrek back. It is also important to point out that this was done for the sole intention of comedic purposes. Any offense taken from this is certainly unintentional. I hope you will be able to read this for the humor and enjoy it.


Andy (badhair17) (12:03:33 AM): Okay, this can been seen as me just talking out loud to myself
elvineve (12:03:33 AM): Don't talk to me, cause then I'll talk to you and NEVER get work done tonight!!!
Andy (badhair17) (12:03:44 AM): Oh nothing, just talking to myself
Andy (badhair17) (12:03:54 AM): So, what are you doing tomorrow night Andy?
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:17 AM): Oh, I don't know, I might stop by and try to pick up a movie (Shrek) from a friend
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:20 AM): what about you?
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:29 AM): Well I'm actually gonna do the exact same thing
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:31 AM): Really?!
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:35 AM): Yeah! Of course!
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:45 AM): Why "of course"?
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:52 AM): Because we're the same person, idiot
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:54 AM): Hey!
Andy (badhair17) (12:04:58 AM): Hey what?
Andy (badhair17) (12:05:10 AM): Hey, don't call me an idiot! That's what, hey!
Andy (badhair17) (12:05:24 AM): Don't be talkin' no trash to me boy
Andy (badhair17) (12:05:31 AM): Excuse me? And why not?
Andy (badhair17) (12:05:40 AM): Cause we'r ehte same person
Andy (badhair17) (12:06:12 AM): oh yeah... boy, don't I feel stupid
Andy (badhair17) (12:06:16 AM): Yeah, well you should
Andy (badhair17) (12:06:20 AM): Then so should you!!!!
Andy (badhair17) (12:06:24 AM): Oh yeah...
Andy (badhair17) (12:06:52 AM): the real thing you should be embarrassed about is how you're talking to yourself
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:00 AM): And what are you doing?
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:03 AM): Talking to myself
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:05 AM): That's right
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:08 AM): oh... good point
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:19 AM): Alright, lets just call a truce
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:34 AM): I think that's a good idea, cause whatever one of us does, it'll get us too
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:36 AM): Yeah
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:51 AM): So let's put this behind us
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:54 AM): fair enough
Andy (badhair17) (12:07:57 AM): *Shake hands*
Andy (badhair17) (12:08:20 AM): So, have you ever thought there might be something wrong with us?
Andy (badhair17) (12:08:30 AM): Yeah. Oh yeah.... all the time actually
Andy (badhair17) (12:08:33 AM): Yeah me too
Andy (badhair17) (12:08:54 AM): I was actually taking a biology course, and it's cause we've got too much of some neurotransmitter or something.
Andy (badhair17) (12:09:15 AM): Yeah! I heard that too... at the same class... at the class cause we're the same person
Andy (badhair17) (12:09:23 AM): Oh yeah I keep forgetting that.
Andy (badhair17) (12:09:38 AM): Ok, well I'm gonna go get some sleep
Andy (badhair17) (12:09:43 AM): Yeah, me too
Andy (badhair17) (12:09:49 AM): Hey, have an awesome night.
Andy (badhair17) (12:09:54 AM): Only if you do
Andy (badhair17) (12:10:05 AM): Hehe, yeah... same person thing again, right?
Andy (badhair17) (12:10:09 AM): Yep Nice work
Andy (badhair17) (12:10:11 AM): Thanks
Andy (badhair17) (12:10:15 AM): Well, Good night
Andy (badhair17) (12:10:21 AM): Good night!
Andy (badhair17) (12:11:11 AM): before I go... do you think anybody overheard?
Andy (badhair17) (12:11:36 AM): Of course, we were talking in front of that girl over there
Andy (badhair17) (12:11:38 AM): :-/
Andy (badhair17) (12:11:43 AM): But don't worry about it
Andy (badhair17) (12:12:37 AM): Hey, lets make the best of this situation. Lets ask her if we can get Shrek
Andy (badhair17) (12:13:31 AM): Yeah, ooooh, and even better. Lets see if she can copy this conversation we're having and email it to one of us
Andy (badhair17) (12:13:44 AM): Yeah, we would love to have this conversation wouldn't we?
Andy (badhair17) (12:13:47 AM): Absolutely!
Andy (badhair17) (12:13:53 AM): Well... go ahead and ask her
Andy (badhair17) (12:13:59 AM): I aint gonna ask her, you ask her
Andy (badhair17) (12:14:11 AM): I'm not gonna ask her... that's just kinda weird
Andy (badhair17) (12:14:31 AM): Not it's not, just tell her how you're stupid and accidentally close your IM window
Andy (badhair17) (12:14:38 AM): You tell her all that
Andy (badhair17) (12:14:48 AM): You know what?
Andy (badhair17) (12:14:49 AM): What?
Andy (badhair17) (12:14:57 AM): I think, somehow, she already knows
Andy (badhair17) (12:15:17 AM): Ok, well, hopefully she'll Email this conversation back to us
Andy (badhair17) (12:15:18 AM): Yeah
Andy (badhair17) (12:15:20 AM): Ok, and good night
Andy (badhair17) (12:15:25 AM): Good night (again)
elvineve (12:25:18 AM): that's all well and good, but said girl does not know your guys' last name...
elvineve (12:25:26 AM): and yeah, stop by any time to pick it up
Andy (badhair17) (12:25:37 AM): Is she talking to us?
elvineve (12:25:37 AM): Don't talk to me, cause then I'll talk to you and NEVER get work done tonight!!!
Andy (badhair17) (12:25:43 AM): uh-oh... what do we do?
Andy (badhair17) (12:25:46 AM): stay cool
Andy (badhair17) (12:25:52 AM): Ok
Andy (badhair17) (12:25:54 AM): You can do it
Andy (badhair17) (12:26:03 AM): Why me? You're better at this kinda stuff...
Andy (badhair17) (12:26:07 AM): fine, I'll do it
Andy (badhair17) (12:26:40 AM): Hehe, yeah, sorry about that, he's just a little shy, but we would greatly appreciate it. Proof of our craziness.
Andy (badhair17) (12:26:48 AM): anicol@wooster.edu
Andy (badhair17) (12:27:35 AM): Then we'll be able to get those special little pills